Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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