We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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