question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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