I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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