You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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