Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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