Need sex. Gaining weight.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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