I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?