We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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