Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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