not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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