ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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