I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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