Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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