who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
