doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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