actually, I'm a sock model
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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