Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
