I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
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Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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