So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
