This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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