Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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