The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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