"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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