Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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