Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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