I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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