but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
where are you?
Hypothermia
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
