Christians are straight up FREAKS
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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