her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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