I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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