"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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