woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
last night I used snow as a chaser
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