i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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