Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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