This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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