Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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