i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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