My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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