So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.