if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Are we still banned from the library?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.