Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.