How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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