Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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