yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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