STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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