he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
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