super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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