i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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