question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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