I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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