gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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