Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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