her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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