she was so not down for the gang bang
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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