I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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