That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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