I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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