brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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