i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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