Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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