Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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